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24.Mar.2006

A beer and /.

Filed under: Humor, Personal — a113n @ 20:17  (Current Mood: Relaxed relaxed)

Nothing better than
perusing Slashdot with a Killian’s in hand–that’s real relaxin’. And a good source for blog material. For instance,
check out this story about a software developer who went href="http://mosnews.com/news/2006/03/23/beatpirate.shtml">head-to-head against a software pirate, with the developer
coming out on top, thought not with a TKO. Now that’s the way we these kinds of legal disputes would have been settled a
century ago, but nowadays everything is wrapped up in legal mumbo jumbo, with the lawyers coming out on top. This of course
leads right into a slew of lawyer jokes, such
as

“What’s the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?
A hooker will stop screwing you after you are
dead.”

or the classic

“What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A
good start!”

I think I need to add to my custom fields plugin, creating a new section for /. articles–one a
day or something like that. Though, I must admit, sometimes /. doesn’t offer anything appealing to my news taste, but then
I don’t really make posts every day either.

        • Current Location: Couch

                21.Mar.2006

                Star Wars: The Missing Years

                Filed under: Movies, Personal, Television — a113n @ 15:14

                There’s a new
                star wars television show due to be released
                in 2008. The show will revolve around Luke’s missing 20 years, between Episode III and IV. I’m not sure if the show will
                be primarily about Luke/Leia or the full rise of the Empire, but there are certainly die-hard Star Wars fanatics who will be
                tivoing every episode.

                In other news, we got over 5″ of snow today, but I decided to ignore all warnings and brace
                the hour long drive to
                Ironically, I decided to travel straight down IN-46 instead of taking I-70 over to Brazil and then IN-59 around to meet up
                with IN-46. As a result, before I got to the IN-46 and IN-59 interesection, I hit a patch of snow and the car swerved
                towards oncoming traffic; natural instinct had me maneuver as to not crash with the approaching truck, and my car ended up
                in a deep ditch half filled with water. Luckily, my car remained with passanger side in the water and driver side out of
                water so that I could get in and out of the car. However, the water level was higher than the bottom of the car door, so
                the car began to take water. After sitting in the ditch for an hour and a half, a conservation officer finally stopped and
                we got the car out, which is now in the shop. And I’m stuck working from home until Switzer’s gets all the damage
                repaired (thankfully, I don’t believe there is any major damage as I wasn’t traveling fast).

                I talked to my boss
                later, who informed me that he tried to contact me in order to tell me not to worry about coming in today–HA! Irony rues
                the day!

                      • Current Location: Dining room

                              20.Mar.2006

                              I love watching people struggle with this

                              Filed under: Humor, Personal — a113n @ 14:50

                              href="http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html">http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html is an interesting page that I
                              have to wonder how many people spend a lot of time on, and how many just give up saying it’s impossible. People,
                              particularly laymen computer users, are instinctively focused on the mouse and never give thought one to how the keyboard
                              can save a lot of time and frustration.


                                              Never made the connection

                                              Filed under: Movies, Personal — a113n @ 11:02
                                              Eldrond size=”+5″>= Agent Smith

                                              I’ve seen [and can quote] both numerous times, but I guess I’m a bit more clueless than I
                                              realized, as I never made the href=”http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/20/film.hugo.weaving.ap/index.html?section=cnn_showbiz”>connection.


                                                              Sin Level

                                                              Filed under: Humor, Personal — a113n @ 10:40  (Current Mood: Surprised surprised)
                                                              cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" border="1" align="center" style="font-family: serif; color: black; font-size:
                                                              12pt">
                                                              bgcolor="#ffc995">Greed: 60% bgcolor="#ffb99c">Wrath: 60% bgcolor="#ffaaa3">Chance You’ll Go to Hell: 57%

                                                              Your Deadly
                                                              Sins

                                                              Envy: 80%
                                                              Lust:
                                                              60%
                                                              Sloth: 60%
                                                              Gluttony:
                                                              40%
                                                              Pride: 40%
                                                              You will
                                                              die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic.
                                                              align="left">Interesting, I would have expected pride to be a bit higher & wrath/envy to be lower–actually, I’d like to
                                                              see them all a bit lower. Particularly that chance of going to hell…
                                                                • Quote of the Day:


                                                                  color="blue">Jason
                                                                  (9:13:29 AM): [NAME DELETED TO PROTECT THE CLUELESS] was complaining this morning that his

                                                                  username and password on his e-mail didn't automatically come up

                                                                  Jason (9:13:51 AM): he also

                                                                  thought that he should be able to decide the password each time he logs on

                                                                  Me (9:14:15 AM):

                                                                  what?

                                                                  Me (9:14:18 AM): that makes no sense

                                                                  Jason (9:14:23 AM): I

                                                                  know!

                                                                  Jason (9:14:43 AM): he's having a senior moment


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